Chuck Norris rifa!

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Encontraran cosas como:

• The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
• Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet
• When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

En fin, si andan estrezados y quieren reirse un rato... leanlo... (thanks Pollito)